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Zelda as Hero

Dueling Analogs has put up Aaron Diaz’s proposal for a Zelda-centered Link game.

To be blunt, I think it sucks. In this proposal, Zelda is Link in drag, and Link is an effete poseur. It’s just a Link game reskinned, without any attention to what would really make Zelda different.

But me being me, I’m not going to just opine on the subject. I’m going to propose a different alternative: Princess Zelda.

Seriously: the Tetra incarnation aside, Zelda is a princess. What do princesses do? Keep in mind that Zelda has no brothers and sisters, so she’s the heir to the throne. She should be groomed to rule.

In no particular order:

  • Running your kingdom.
  • Lead your people in war.
  • Direct “special” operations.
  • Negotiate treaties and alliances.

This leads to several different mini-games that I can see:

  • Sim: Hyrule.
  • Zelda: Tactics.
  • Link-in-a-Dungeon.
  • Dancing (as in the latest version of Sid Meier’s Pirates!).
  • Princess dress-up.

Given Nintendo’s occasional paired releases, you could release this as two games: the traditional Link-centric game, where he’s running off getting the artifacts like he always does, and the Zelda-centric game, where she’s fighting a war with Ganon. The two games would have common cut-scenes wherever Link and Zelda interact. (Obviously, if you make this a console game, rather than a Gameboy game, you’d merge the two threads.)

 

New Page added: the Rat Marines

I was asked to post up the Rat Marines, and went overboard and tried out a bunch of new-to-me WordPress tools. I added a gallery and a new page — you can click on that “Rat Marines” tab up above, or you can just hit this link.

Linkpost, 8/31/12

Linkposts, 8/29/12

File under “things you didn’t know were true”:

And now, a juxtaposition:

Pay special attention to the red, yellow, and green groups described in the second link. “Free Speech Zones” appear to be an attempt to separate the green groups from the yellow and red ones. If they work, they keep the law-abiding citizens from getting mistaken for the Black Bloc bad guys.

Linkpost, 8/27/12

I.33 Links

Destreza Links

I’ve added yet one more hobby. This one’s Western Martial Arts. (Destreza is the Spanish Art of Defense. I.E., fencing.)

Today’s Cover: Hawai’i Five-Oh

Today’s Cover, 10/17/2011

Lily comments at Hot Air:

So, on the one hand we have the party of slapping the food out of people’s hands because they are stupid and don’t know what to eat and on the other hand we have the party of presidential candidates who write epic songs about PIZZA!

The choice could not be more clear.

Choose wisely America.

Why the Worst Get on Top

It is in connection with the deliberate effort of the skilled demagogue to weld together a closely coherent and homogeneous body of supporters that the third and perhaps most important element of selection enters. It seems to be almost a law of human nature that it is easier for people to agree on a negative program — on the hatred of an enemy, on the envy of those better off — than on any positive task. The contrast between the “we” and the “they,” the common fight against those outside the group, seems to be an essential ingredient in any creed which will solidly knit together a group for common action. It is consequently always employed by those who seek, not merely support of a policy, but the unreserved allegiance of huge masses. From their point of view it has the great advantage of leaving them greater freedom of action than almost any positive program. The enemy, whether he be internal, like the “Jew” or the “kulak,” or external, seems to be an indispensable requisite in the armory of the totalitarian leader.

— F.A. Hayek, The Road To Serfdom, from the chapter entitled, “Why the Worst Get on Top.”